Lindsey {:
What am I supposed to be describing?
Lindsey {:
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let-them-eat-vag:

ashoutintothevoid:

Emma Sulkowicz is on the cover of this month’s New York Magazine and that is the coolest thing wow

DUUUUDE this is a huge fucking deal honestly


I was thinking about her the other day while I was in the shower like, “what if they never do anything? What if he never leaves?????” And I imagined her crossing the stage of graduation with her cap and that on her back. Which would be so powerful but also so so sad.
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I love my skin!

I love my skin!

I love my skin!

I love my skin!

I love my skin!

I love my skin!

I love my skin!

I love my skin!

I love my skin!

I love my skin!
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wrighting:

silverlullabies:

justabrowncoatedwench:

unwinona:

kitsparrow:

cartoongoblin:

jadelyn:

sinbadism:

teslaarmor:

cobra-23:

So stop working at mcdonalds and do something with your life.

Sure! I’ll just reach into my ass and pull out a job! Or, how about I go down to jobland, where jobs grow on jobbies!

Strap on your job helmet and get in the job cannon

…if everyone “stopped working at mcdonalds and did something with their life”, you do realize the entire fast food industry would collapse, right? And if we extend that premise out to other low-wage/low-prestige jobs, society itself would pretty much grind to a halt.
You love to talk shit about retail and food service workers, but who makes your burger and sells you your clothes? Go ahead. Try doing without any labor from someone employed in a low-wage/low-prestige service industry job for a few days. I’ll wait. Good luck.

NEW RULE: If you think working minimum wage jobs is “not doing something with your life” and you look down on the people working those jobs, you’re not allowed to patronize those jobs ANYMORE. No fast food for you! No retail, no coffee shops!

No theaters and no amusement parks either!

Say goodbye to your morning cup of coffee bitches

No places that require the use of a janitorial staff.
That means no school, no public shopping place of any kind, no universities, no airports or train or bus stations.

You can’t call 911 because the operator makes minimum wage. Also sucks to be you if you’re drowning because life guards are minimum wage workers too. 

PREACH
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mramos545:

Amen
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pleatedjeans:

Things Are a Little Different in Russia (21 Pics)
pleatedjeans:

Things Are a Little Different in Russia (21 Pics)
pleatedjeans:

Things Are a Little Different in Russia (21 Pics)
pleatedjeans:

Things Are a Little Different in Russia (21 Pics)
pleatedjeans:

Things Are a Little Different in Russia (21 Pics)
pleatedjeans:

Things Are a Little Different in Russia (21 Pics)
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gradientlair:

tsabe:

72 Degrees in the shade.
The Animated Self Portrait 
T.S Abe

The most important art I’ve seen in a while.

Wow
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purfective:

beaut


& I want that sweater.
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gunpowderandspark:

dapperhatsandfancypants:

theausterevolunteer:

oscarstardis:

stillmonkeys:

From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

"nearly all of my life"

Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

"Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.
He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”
The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.